How to Make a new friend

"Alice, how do you make--"
"Judy, you ask a lot of questions."
"Yeah, I know. I'm curious. I'm only, like what, 5?"
"Okay...carry on."
"How do you make a new friend?"
"Go up to the person with a smile and greet him or her."

"Then what?"

"Talk."
"About what?"
"About anything that's interesting..."
"What if talk about chocolate."
"Then you're stupid...."
"Hey!! That was a "if" question!"
"Damn, Judy. I'm kidding. Then, you just talk about chocolate."
"Then what happens after you're done talking?"
"Share information I guess...I'm not sure on this step. I guess make sure you have the persons name and talk to him or her again."
"Oh I see. Create a bond."
"Exactly."
"But, what if that bond is never made."
"Then your friendless."