How to end a relationship

"Alice?"
"Hm?"
"How would you end your relationship with Taemin?
"Tell him that I got bored with him and abandon him where he stands..."
****Loud silence*****
"*sigh* You should know me by now...I'm kidding, Judy."
"Oh! Heavens me! Phew! Back to my question....answer it."
"I would pull him to the side and--"
" UH HUH!"
"Judy! Stop that!"
"You should know me by now," Judy mocked. " Continue."
"I would pull him to the side and act serious with him. I'll look into his eyes and tell him that it just isn't working out anymore. Of course, I'll tell him why. Then, give him a few minutes to take it all in."
"Then what? Sounds like a typical answer to me," Judy sneered.
"Well, what other way is THERE to tell him? Over the phone? No! In writing? Pathetic! Shout it to his face!? I think not! So, keep you're five year comments to yourself."
"Alright, alright. Chill. Anyways, then what?"
"Then, I'll give him the choice if he wants to hang around me still or not. Next, I'll give him my warmest regards and tell him that I did have happy moments. Finally, I slowly take my leave with the expression of sadness."
"Wow...".