Passing college admissions test

" What would you do to pass a college admissions test?"
"What happened to 'Alice'?"
"-sigh- Alice, what would you do to pass a college admissions test?"
"I would study."
"That's it? Study...? What happened to cheating, cramming, copying and making excuses? "
"Why would I want to do that?"
"It just seems easier."
"Fine, I guess I can add more to my previous answer. I'll make sure that I set time to study either alone or with friends. I'll ask my tutor certain questions I might have trouble with."
"That's it still?"
"Alright! What do you want me to do?"
"Its obvious. I want you to cheat, lie and steal. All three."
"I don't need to do that. Plus, don't you think that's going off topic? From my answer that is?"
"Not really. You can cheat in advance as well..."
"Judy, get real. You know I'm not going to do all three."
"Then you're not cool....."
"And you're not bright...."