Foreign People

"Alice, what questions would you ask a foreigner?"
"What country you came from."
"Yes, but in detail."
"What city and country you live...?"
"Okay..."
"When you were born. Favorite hobbies. Y'now, the usual."
"Okay, but what ELSE?"
"Oh! Ask him how he feels about his country and discuss his reasons for coming here."
"Okay, good start. But we can do better. How about asking how he felt about his country?"
"Oh, yes."
"So...?"
"I'll ask him how he felt about his country."
"You repeated what I just said!"
"Well...what do you want me to say?"
"Something original."
"Okay, how about: What do you like most about your country?"
"Good! Next, reasons!"
"I already stated that."
"Oh..."