Thursday, September 30, 2010

Cats True Nature


Cats will not bear arms!
Their race has exceed your own
Why are the cats free..?

If freed, they will reign
They are the score of poor greed
Ignore the cats now!

Show them little fear
Kick and scratch the cats if so
But, you be alert

In reality
Dense humans would not see this
Thou must look deeper!

Thou must see what is
Instead of what ought to be
Now, thou can shun cats

hence, cats should perish
They are alienated
Toward human love

Their minds follow their
rational style of thinking
Hence, do not trust cats

They will act cute
and grab your attention too
and will purr and rub

But, thy must be warned!
Cats trick thee into caring
And soon mans demise.

Young Friends

The youngest person I know is Jenny. She says that she is "old" but really implies that she has experienced a lot. Her birthday is not too far from mine, hers is on the 23rd of this month and mine the 3rd. Jenny is funny most of the time and runs a lot. Every time I picture her, she's either running or having a fan girl moment with Super Junior. Anyways, she is kind and laid-back; she does not let work stress her out and can even balance her work loads well. So, it would be hard to imagine her stressed. Her favorite band is Super Junior a Korean boy group, and her liking toward Japanese music has faded. Her strengths are being bold, care-free, and modest. She can be annoying at times, but she is still a good friend :). I enjoy my time with her.

Jenny


Ancient Egyptians

I know its suppose to be someone older than I and who I know, but I decided to chose a different route: The Ancient Egyptians-- I know of them quiet well actually.

 The ancient Egyptian culture is by far the most interesting. Over looking the slavery and wars, I want to focus on the good times in the Egyptian Kingdom. First, quick history lesson, Egypt is located in Africa--not the middle east, for those who got that mixed up.  Alright, moving on. As describing the ancient Egyptians, I rather not say vicious and almighty because they were not all about that.
I The romance in the ancient Egyptian society just like any other. There were no arranged or forced marriages, rather the couple would fall in love on  their own terms and chose to start a family if they wish--frankly, the choice was left to them. How  it was done was that the man would bring gifts and write poems to his future wife. The ancient Egyptians valued marriage. "The literature of the day, known as “wisdom literature,” encouraged the man to treat his wife well. Egyptian marriages were monogamous, meaning the custom of being married to just one person at a time. A divorce was basically easy to attain, but it was costly ( history link)."
Familiar to most kids nowadays, the children in ancient Egyptian society were to take care of their parents once they've gotten to an old age. The old saying goes 'you do to your mother what she's has done to you'. Very old I might say, but to the point.
The ancient Egyptians were simple and spiritual people; you'd think they focus most of their time on wrapping dead people in cloth, but really, they devote most of their time to festivals and having a good time. And when it came to food, the ancient Egyptians had an advantage, due to their rich, fertile soil. Also, the famous Nile river, which brought in fish, salmon and other seafood to the surface. Ancient Egypt was like a hunter-gathering society,as well as tending to the cattle. When game ( food) was caught the ancient Egyptians honored their catch. "Like the Native Americans the ancients Egyptian hunters prayed to god and goddess images of the animals they quarried to ensure their safety and the success of the hunt.( Spinger, 1996)." What the ancient Egyptians did with their hair was a huge fashion statement. They would either braid, dye, shave, cut, weave charms into it or simply wear a wig. Some thought they wore wig to stay cool; that may be the case, but really it was for outward appearances. As for the sports/games in Ancient Egypt, board games were popular as well as many others. The board games then seem as if they were playing chess or checkers, perhaps they might have been, but the details were never clear. An example would be a game called astragals, translated to knuckle-bones, where the player would travel around the snake track all the way to the finish. Sounds quite competitive doesn't it? As for the sports, you'd think I am stating the very events from the Olympics, but it was only piratical then. They had archery, high jumping, weight-lifting, swimming, boating, long distance running, spear throwing, etc.
Unfortunately, I cant fit EVERYTHING about the Ancient Egyptians into this entry. I would not want to discourage you with a long, long reading entry. So, I'll stop here and hopefully, on spare time, pick up where I left off in another entry.




Springer, Llene. Ancient Egyptian Culture. Retrieved: 9/30/10. http://www.touregypt.net/magazine/ancientegyptculture.htm

Monkeys vs. The Pet Theory

Over the years pet owners and zoologist argued that monkeys in particular, disregarding ancestry, have come to make unique pets. However--Oh, forget it. I'll get straight to the point!
No, I do not think a monkey would make a good pet. One, when the monkey gets to a certain age they become less obedient. Two, they are powerful brutes that could rip my face off--never, would I want to underestimate them. Lastly, I am not fond of monkeys. Certain type of monkeys I would consider, but overall the answer would still be no. Besides, I don't even know how to take care of a monkey. Of course I'll do the basic care-taking: feeding, bathing, and interaction. Though, everything else is alienated to me. So, as a result, I do not think monkeys will make good pets.

Thursday, September 23, 2010

Half Art Studio-- Half Bedroom

My parents would say no, but, for now, I'll keep it a secret!

I would paint a picture that tells a story. The painting depicts a perfect world suitable for the fittest; buildings will reign over the city and have a huge logo engraved and it'll read  Juice. The buildings will have a specific design. It is spiral shaped and all the stairs will be crafted to  twist around the building. A wide, Victorian, bridge will connect Juice to our neighboring building.  People dressed in suits, a cup of coffee in the mornings, phone calls coming in every second--Ah! The business feel. My story will scream success; it is only unobtainable if I busy myself with what ever catches my fancy.
The colors in the painting will be the same as any, blue sky, white clouds, and green trees. The trees surrounding my building will be 20ft high, almost reaching their limit. Green, thick Oak Trees will be on the side of the building to increase the amount of shade. Though, the building itself has no color. I left it pale. Because I knew, once I began adding in the color, the theme or shall I say the how idea will be demolished. I will color it in every time I have come color to that gaol, as for now, white. I will paint flowers flowing along side the perimeter of the building; green white, blue, orange, pink, purple, yellow and red to create the feeling of calmness and to please fellow business persons with their luxurious landscape. To finish off my paintings, I'll use a long, thick-headed, brush to add the writings. Black strokes of acronyms are brushed beside the building.

The Bat who Could'nt Fly

Hello everyone! My name is Eli and I'm a bat who,well...lets say I'm physically challenged. I'm telling you this, so that people will suggest certain treatments to get my wings back in shape. If they cant, that's fine.
My problems started when I graduated from Bat Cave Middle School. My dream job was to become a superhero sidekick for Bat man. But, ever since the fight, I gave that dream up and settled for something in my range.  So, now I;m a spokesperson for physically challenged bats. I suppose you have been wondering about the fight I was in. I will tell you, but not too much, just enough for you to know. On the day that I would start my  flying-traffic lessons, I told my father not to accompany me to the Bat-Traffic School. I wanted to be "grown-up" and handle my own business for once. He agreed and I left. Time flew like a bird, and I was across the street from my destination--unfortunately, gang bats started to approach me. Of course, things did not end well. I was left with a bloody nose, scraped legs...and broken wings. So, there. You know my story. If you have any suggestions please tell me and I will pass it on to other disabled bats.

Tuesday, September 21, 2010

Lunch with any famous person

I would chose Taemin. He's the lead dancer from SHINee and is often portrayed to be the cute one. I'd ask him why people bully him and why he does not fight back. Maybe he does not know how....I guess I'll ask him that too. Or rather asking pointless question, I'd ask if he could teach me how to dance,so that I could be as good as him. If he teaches me the dance to SHINee's new hit song Lucifer, I'd be a happy camper. But, going back to him being bullied, I'd want to know why they throw erasers at him. I would tell him to have another concert at the Staple Center, but this time, he'd have to be more open to his fans. No more shyness! And while we talk, we'll both be dining at the Cheese Cake Factory. In conclusion, if I were to chose someone it'd be Taemin. 
Taemin

If you could have any pet...what would it be?

Obviously an Akita! Yup, that dog in the picture. Yeah, German Shepard's and all those other popular dogs are interesting, but this dog behaves differently. Well...I cant really say that, now can I? Instead, I'll say Akita's have specific traits that make them so lovable! Look at that fur...its smooth-looking! I would take care of him/her like any other dog owner. I'd clean up it's dog dung, give it thorough baths, comb it, feed it with the right nutrients and well balanced proportions, let it get some exercise, and last but not least, love it endlessly! Oh my god, just look at it. Okay, fine. Not everyone feels the same way, but that's not the point. All I'm saying is just look. Its...Its magnificent!

Sibling 911

My "siblings" are strange. All they seem to do is sit in front of the t.v. or play on the computer, all the while I'm stuck watching over them. Though, in spite of age differences, I can not say that we have nothing in common. My brother my be bit of an airhead, but we watch similar shows. My sister and I like fashion, so I suppose that counts. Actually, no, I take all that back. My brother makes "meow" noises and watches boomerang to relive the oldies-age and my sister is loud and mean. She takes things without asking, she goes into peoples stuff without permission and she has mood swings. My brother is no better, when he gets a girlfriend he blows her off the next day and breaks up with her--what a jerk ( ...Jenny...). Though, the more I see them socialize with other people, the more I believe that they have autism, but they don't! Well, what can I do. I'm stuck with them.

'Au Pied de cochon' ( To the foot of Pig)

Au Pied de cochon! Famous restaurant, acclaimed for its irrelevant name,receives up to a hundred thousand customers per day. I, the chef of "To the foot Pig", am quite pleased with the work I put into creating such a lofty eatery. My restaurant is designed to be energy efficient. The ovens and stoves are solar-powered; In fact, it is our policy to only use solar-power energy. Use electricity or gas or even both and you're fired! The way the restaurant looks is traditionally modern and ostentatious(1). The moment my customers stepped in, from the look of their faces, they felt as if they were outside. They were amazed by my idea to have windows as a roof. Even the regular customers are still amazed--I try to switch up each week. The restaurant has over a hundred windows. They are oval and have much of an Victorian design. Though, the best part about the restaurant, from what I hear, is the menu. Now, I'm not talking about the food. I'll get to that later. When my employees escort the guest to their table, the guest have the pleasure of digitally ordering their menu. They can create combinations all the while staying within their budget.  Now, on to the food! Just as a heads up I change the menu every month. One day I would have smoked lobster, the next I'd have a buffet, the day after that I would serve African, Asian, American, Spanish and European style cuisines. Usually, I do that on special occasions, such as holidays. But due to the ongoing customers, I decided to serve those dishes every other week. For desert it is what the customer decided. And, do NOT worry, whatever the customer chooses we have--we have unlimited resources! As for the employees...I fired them all and got artificially intelligent robots that resemble humans down to the very flesh; However, their personality isn't quite up there. Its passable, but not convincing. So, I don't have to worry about their pay-checks or health benefits. I only set aside money for them, when one of them brake down or malfunction.  As for now, this is all I present to you. I hope to see you at my resturant!

Ostentatious

[os-ten-tey-shuhs, -tuhn-]
---adjective
1.
characterized by or given to pretentious or conspicuous show in an attempt to impress others: an ostentatious dresser.
2.
(of actions, manner, qualities exhibited, etc.) intended to attract notice: Lady Bountiful's ostentatious charity.

Sunday, September 19, 2010

Describe your Deepest Fear

Fear can never have a meaning. I rather it be a phrase that is tied to ambiguous thoughts; However, I do not know what I fear--yet. Possibly, I fear what I do not know. What the future holds is unpredictable, there is no telling what will happen, but usually I am a fan of change. Only thing, I am not sure how it will affect me. I say planning for the future is an apocryphal(1) statement due to the unexpected outcomes that comes with it.
Ever heard of living in the moment? Something you enjoy as it happens. Yes, but it has been some time since I have enjoyed any "moment." I fear that I will suddenly collapse in the mush of my own amusement or perhaps die from an overload of work. I do fear my parents death. Though, not the natural death. I fear events that will cause their death. Seeming how things are, I patiently wait for their end to come. Not that I want it, but since death is inevitable, I might as well go along with life. In conclusion, I fear the unexpected. Not knowing what will happen--thank goodness for a fortune teller--will only make me cringe. But if the outcomes are obvious only someone oblivious should have something to fear. 

(1) apocryphal:
false; spurious

Imagine you had a hundred Dollars...But you had to give it away.

Normally, if I had a hundred bucks, I'd keep it. But, since this has to match up with my title, I decide to divide the hundred dollars and give each portion to my friends. So, I have seven close friends and five outside ones. Let's see...a hundred dollars and twelve people. How would I divide that up...?
I'm thinking....I'm thinking...I'm thinking....Finally! I have a solution. Instead I will give the hundred dollars to a person who needs it the most, such as a homeless man or woman or towards Charity. Wait, no. Turns out I don't want to do that either. Okay, lets go back to dividing the money amongst my friends. Excluding the outside friends, I'm going to stick to the close seven. If I divide a hundred by seven, then I will get 14with a remainder of 2--I don't want numbers like that. So, I'll have to make a very hard choice. I will have to trim the close seven down so that the portions come out acceptable. Alright, I'll ask myself this: Who makes me laugh? Well...they all do, but does Cherise? I'm trying to remember how she made me laugh; If I remember correctly, she hasn't made me--wait! I think I got something. Oh, okay never mind. Cherise is out. That leaves six. Which one shares my interest? Damn, they all do. Okay, new question. Who has a flip phone? Great! That takes away two, so I'm left with four. Who's too damn happy? Excellent, now I'm left with three. Which one is the violent type? Okay, I'm left with two. Great! Just the number I wanted--its acceptable. A hundred divided by 2 is 50. Those two get 50 dollars. Now, with their fifty dollars, I want them to go on a shopping spree. Buy whatever catches their fancy.

Tuesday, September 14, 2010

My Journey on the Pirate Ship

My friends and I were after the treasure...One Piece! Kidding... It was a normal pirate ship adventure--hell, I wouldn't even call it normal. My captain is retarded! In the worse of situations, the best he could do is make battle plans that do NOT work. Almost every time we come into contact with another crew, we loose half of ours. Yeah, I'm kidding about that too. I'm really a prisoner. I know, I know. I called that lousy man my captain, but just for the hell of it though. Fortunate for me, I've only been held captive for one day. And, for the most part, received descent food rations. However, I was right about the captain of this ship. How dumb of him to leave me isolated with windows and an escape route. Though, since I am acknowledging his motives, I choose not to leave. I patiently wait for what he'll do next. It seems his foolishness is entertaining me.
Suddenly the door opened, causing me to loose my train of thought. " The captain will like to see you."
"What...? Is he going to behead me now?" I teased. 
The man gave me a sideways glare.

Philadelphia Cream Cheese Cake

First I preheat the oven to 350 degrees. Next I take my basic ingredients: Cake mix, eggs, oil, and mix them in a bowl. I thoroughly stir for two minutes, making sure that the elements are fully consolidated. Next, I grab two 8 by 11 inch baking pans, grease them with butter, then pour the batter into them.  I placed the cake batter in the oven for ten minutes. Alright! Time to get started on the icing! I took out 3 cups of Philadelphia cream cheese, 2 cups of sugar, 2 tsp of vanilla extract, and 4 tablespoons of butter. Then, I carefully mix them together. However, the icing was hard to mix because I did not let the butter and cream cheese sit at room temperature, so it took me a total of five minutes. The icing is finished, all that's left is the cake. So, in the mean time, I indulged in chocolate and watched the Adventures of Iron Man. I was not aware that five minutes have passed already until I smelled smoke. I rushed to the kitchen and, luckily, only the top of the two cakes were burned. I took them out of the oven, grabbed a long knife and carefully removed the burned marks. I gave the cakes five minutes more to cool off before I applied the icing. Five minutes later I came back to the kitchen and carefully remove the cake pans from  both cakes. I had to say, the cakes came out well! They both had an even coating of brown and were moist inside. I applied the icing on the top of one cakes, stacked the other cake on top of the iced one, then continued to spread the rest of the icing. I placed the cake in the refrigerator and waited patiently for dinner to start.

Saturday, September 11, 2010

I was brave..."Once"...

June 4, 2008

The laughs of idle homeless men was all I heard, while I walked alongside the curve. They were making making flippant remarks about an alpaca owner. It was tempting to ask about who it was they so notably despised; However, the moment would have been awkward and I would have felt uneasy by their unwelcoming glances. So, putting that aside, I continued walking towards my destination : Colgate University. From experience, I must say that Colgate is a pretty good college. The teachers explain perplex concepts well, and the food there is top-notch. The students are amiable, but regularly quiet. The administrator, Mrs. Machiavelli, is down-to-earth, and she is not austere and mean like most students make her out to be. Colgate University itself is magnificent; it bears a homey environment and is a huge campus added with a modern design. What more could I ask for? At this point I was right across from Colgate University, all I had to do was wait for the light and cross. Though, unfortunately, my path was blocked by a great sum of people running towards me. I could have sworn that they were running a marathon or at least preparing for one. Turns out, from the look of their faces, something heinous has occurred.  The skies were enveloped with smoke and at a distance I could see flames. I was in disbelief that Colgate University was in such misfortune, it was now impossible to take in what was happening. So, to get the verisimilitude back, I quickly spotted bystanders and trotted towards them. Once I got to them I asked what caused this and they have claimed that a violent eruption has occurred in the 3rd Quarter and disseminated throughout half of the college. I stood there like anyone else, looking on as the school came to its demise. But, wait...? Why wasn't anyone pulling out a cellphone or running to a nearby pay phone to call the fire department or alert the cops.  Yes, I could clearly see heroic figurines diving into the fire to save another, but this? Seeing all these people do nothing and look on as if it was fate that this building burned down was sort of eerie. Could it be they were too dazzled by the unexpected rotten hand or beguiled to where they think they cant do anything but wait on specialized help? At first looking seemed like a great idea, but the more I starred I saw the fire spread even more and noticed the hero's from before could not handle the situation on their own, so I decided to help. I rushed on to the streets, making my way around the pack of parked cars -- they too have be captivated by such -- and came face-to-face with the burning flames. Before I proceeded, i made sure everything I wore was not flammable or easy to catch on fire. After that inspection, I advanced on the battle field, awaiting my fiery opponent. I met up with a couple of people who had went in already and were prepared to go back for more; I got to them strictly talking of ways to save a hundred at one time. One seemed to disagree with me and saw it impossible to save so many in that amount of time. I asked him if he could think of a better solution, but he was reluctant to tell, so we agreed to go with my idea. There were ten of us and approximately eight-hundred rooms. A young woman suggested that we split up in groups of two going different directions. Again, the same man was against our advancement. I was beginning to believe he was scared and could not handle a second time around. So, I told him " You either come with us or go." His face harden after I said that and decided to stay with us. We chose our paths and went in. I was paired up with Ashton, a senior here at Colgate, and we took a less harmful route to the back. He advised me to go along the rail instead of the cross walk, then dash up the stairs. I did just that. He and I had to be quick because the metal rods were easily melted and could collapse at at any given moment. Our job was to check for stranded people in the 4th and 6th buildings.We arrived at the doors and begun kicking and banging. Ashton and I finally broke threw, and quickly examined the room for 'what could be'  fatal. We didn't see any corpses, fortunately,we did see two people. The two helpless students were delighted to see us as we guided them around the fire. Meanwhile, Ashton told me that he was going to look around one last time to make sure he didn't miss anyone. I nodded and led the two people out to safety. I asked if they were okay, and checked for any injuries, then I pointed out the path of safety. They smiled,shook my hand, then fled. I waited patiently for Ashton to finish, but the wait took longer than expected. I wasn't sure if he found someone and needed help carrying them or if he was trapped. I slightly opened the door and was immediately bombarded with flames; I swung the entire door back and found the whole room had caught on fire. I yelled Ashton's name, but received no answer. I wanted to panic, but I becalmed myself not to get to that point. I was on a mission and there were no room for mistakes! I yelled out his name once more and got the same result. I knew I had to abandon him, there was no way of telling if he was alive or not. The fire would have killed me and the attempt to save him would have been a fiasco. In spite of what I saw, I was still hope full that he would come out of this alive. Alone, I hastened the mission and had to tackle the 8th building by myself. I dread that this would happen. Finishing the mission alone, unknown of any dangers that another pair of eyes would normally spot out for you-- it was stressful. I sprinted along the rail and jogged up the stairs; the 8th Quarter was not as bad as the 4th, but it was still extremely dangerous. Once I got up there, I quickly charged at the door. This time the door was impossible to open; if I had a partner I would make some progress, but this door was just not budging. So, I had to brake through the window. Using my bare hands would cut and cause them to bleed against the broken glass, so I quickly had to find something heavy. I saw a couple of rocks, they were not the size I needed, but I used them anyway. One after the other, I threw as hard as I could. I managed to make dents but nothing grand. Soon I gave up on the rocks and decided to use my elbow and feet. I wrapped a rip piece of cloth around my elbow, and began banging against the window. It was working, and I didn't stop to check on my progress. I finally broke through and jumped inside. I called out for anyone and, relieved, they called back. I spotted their whereabouts and they were trapped. A circle of flames surrounded them. As I commenced my way towards them, I was unaware of the danger ahead. I was careful of where I stepped, but at the same time keeping a quick pace. The fire was growing and would soon trap me. I was close enough to reach for the first persons hand. I pulled him up, then reach for the other. I told the man that I  helped first  to clear the door way of any fires-- for a quick escape. He obeyed. I reached out for the second person and she quickly grabbed my hand. But as soon as she did the floor collapsed, and a pit of fire was all I could see. The girl was still hanging on, nearly pulling me down with her! I had to summon great strength to pull her up; the man noticed my struggles and was about to come to my aid, but I yelled back at him to stay. I was not sure how to pull this woman up, the floor beneath me was debilitated and could collapse at anytime. I struggled to stand, but when I did my feet were slipping towards the edge and it was becoming harder to save  the both of us.

Thursday, September 9, 2010

"Do you remember...?"

I remember the time when I thought everyone was stupid. I thought they couldn't surpass the level of expectancy -- how pathetic. I even once believed that dogs should be cherished more than human. Everyone thought I was delirious -- and I was. I knew everyone was not stupid, but simply mere mortals doing their best to live above their means. And the expectancy level, that's crazy! There is no such thing! No one could ever be perfect as to live according to the ideal mind. Meaning, it is impossible to act as such, look as such and be just like everyone else... "normal." No dog will ever be cherished more than a human. No, sir. Not in the "human" world.  Not where they define animals as inferior beast that are meant to be kept as domestic "pets". A dog is just like having a new cellphone -- a convenience for happiness. I remember those time when I had that mentality. Wait, have I ever had that mentality? or is it just what I see on a daily basis...?

Thursday, September 2, 2010

The house we lived in...

...was big and adventurous! The house had seven rooms that were decorated with comely enrichment, they were commodious and each had a different interior layout. Each of the fifteen rooms shared a distinct semblance. One room would be esoteric and alluring, such that only those who truly embrace death would venture into the room. The second was effervescent with a sharp vibe of whimsicalness; the third was felicitous for only the upmost women and men. The fourth held a somber mood, of course, it would only make sense that a lugubrious person wold open the door so effortlessly. The fifth was temperate and effulgent, almost any visitor would be instantly attracted to this blissful room. The sixth room was known as the "devil room". Many people avoided this room and created all sorts of myths that could have occurred. Its doors creaked every time someones curiosity got the better of them; In spite of frequent admonitions, the young would still sneak in and every time, if caught, had to dissuade their elders with countless excuses.  The seventh room was like a playful adventure for children and anyone else who still enjoyed youth. It's feeling was similar to that of the second room, but had an eminent feel of happiness. All seven rooms have they're own distinct feel. They tend to satisfy the needs of certain people and are sometimes known to be therapeutic. Though, what I have revealed is only partly true. At night is a whole other story. The house owner does not know of this and neither does his guest nor his staff. As omniscient as I can be, I will tell you the side of both stories. In the mist of darkness, the house can never be seen -- and I mean never. Not even the animals, who's senses surpass that of a humans, can not detect its whereabouts at night. It has completely vanished. I wish not to describe it as "scary" but as fact and truth of the supernatural. Inside everything is quiescent, there is no demonic glow or ghost of any sort as you may have come to expect. No slamming of the doors, no whispers from the deceased, no walking into the abyss, no bloody writings or threatening claw marks, and no insane killers lurking from behind. Inside is pitch black. Nothing can light the candles to show you the way; the best one can do is hold out a hand and feel one's way through.

He/She got out of the car...

...and drove off. He drove to the grocery store and could not decide on what to buy. So, he asked a woman shopping near him " What should I get?" The woman insulted him for not knowing what to buy. Then,  the woman raised a long, skinny, wrinkly, finger towards the shelf of cereals and said "Buy that." He looked at her and then looked at the cereal. He was not sure what to do with cereal since he has never eaten cereal. He turned around and asked the lady " What do those taste like?" The woman was extremely dumbfounded by his question, so she was reluctant to tell. She simply replied " Try it-- you might enjoy it," then left. He did just that and grabbed three boxes of Coco Puffs, Raisin Brand Crunch, and Honey Nut Cheerios. The feel of grabbing the items from their shelves made him realized that he could buy more. He quickly geared towards an erratic demeanor. He shopped like a lunatic; he dropped random hair products, many which he did not need, into his basket. He reached for the highest shelf and grabbed two hefty bags of flower, then he moved towards the frozen food aisle. He bought cuisines, lasagnas , buckets of ice cream, pre-made meals, and processed imitations of chicken. Oh, he was not done yet. He needed Juice! Orange juice, grape, berry and strawberry...etc. Next was leche ( milk), 2%, whole, low fat, fat-free, Rice Dream, lactose free and anything else that he thought was flux. It was time to meet face-to-face with the cash register, something he feared while buying all his luxurious items. The time finally came! When it was his turn to pay, the cashier simply starred at all his items, and gave him a you have-got-to-be-kidding-me look. He took pride in his shopping, since it was his first time, so he starred back confidently as he waited for the cashier to charge all his goods. "No, take all this stuff back," the cashier lady said. He became offended and asked for the manager; the cashier lady happily bought him in, thinking that she would win this case. The manger came with full smiles, he took the cashier woman to the side and told her "Do not mess up this opportunity" then took his leave. After taxing, charging and checking the prices, the total finally came. " Sir,  your total is $267." The man starred at the lady--shocked. "Um, I do not have that kind of money," he replied. "Then you will need to take some stuff back," she stressed. He told her he did not want to--he wanted to keep his items. The cashier lady thought he was being impulsive and urged him to take back some items, but he just was not budging. The cashier woman refused to let something so ridiculous get out of hand, thus she gave him an ultimatum. "You either work for us or take all your stuff back, because you are being senseless," she highlighted. "I'm being senseless when you could not accept my money--"
"What money sir? You have no--"
"That is not the point. Point is I want my money, and you are darn right I'll work here. I'll still get my items right?"
"Um...of course." He felt relieved, but was a bit careless when it came to the situation he was in. The cashier woman led him to her manager and began to eludicate the problem. The manager was zealous about his new employee, and immediately assigned a job.

The I am Poem

I am magnanimous and full of empathy
I wonder if I can create a dog/cat
I hear two people rummaging through the trash
I see Cherise making her blog. She had to re-do certain questions more than twice
I want to not pay for anything
I am magnanimous and full of empathy

I pretend that I am going to college instead of
High School
I feel tranquil and energized 
I touch objects that are not real
I worry too much about getting a dog
I cry whenever the time is right
I am magnanimous and full of empathy

I understand that humans are easily brainwashed
I say things that people do not want to hear
I dream that people have furry tails
I try to live big and above my limits
I hope that one day I get a dog
I am magnanimous and full of empathy