Imagine you had a hundred Dollars...But you had to give it away.

Normally, if I had a hundred bucks, I'd keep it. But, since this has to match up with my title, I decide to divide the hundred dollars and give each portion to my friends. So, I have seven close friends and five outside ones. Let's see...a hundred dollars and twelve people. How would I divide that up...?
I'm thinking....I'm thinking...I'm thinking....Finally! I have a solution. Instead I will give the hundred dollars to a person who needs it the most, such as a homeless man or woman or towards Charity. Wait, no. Turns out I don't want to do that either. Okay, lets go back to dividing the money amongst my friends. Excluding the outside friends, I'm going to stick to the close seven. If I divide a hundred by seven, then I will get 14with a remainder of 2--I don't want numbers like that. So, I'll have to make a very hard choice. I will have to trim the close seven down so that the portions come out acceptable. Alright, I'll ask myself this: Who makes me laugh? Well...they all do, but does Cherise? I'm trying to remember how she made me laugh; If I remember correctly, she hasn't made me--wait! I think I got something. Oh, okay never mind. Cherise is out. That leaves six. Which one shares my interest? Damn, they all do. Okay, new question. Who has a flip phone? Great! That takes away two, so I'm left with four. Who's too damn happy? Excellent, now I'm left with three. Which one is the violent type? Okay, I'm left with two. Great! Just the number I wanted--its acceptable. A hundred divided by 2 is 50. Those two get 50 dollars. Now, with their fifty dollars, I want them to go on a shopping spree. Buy whatever catches their fancy.