He/She got out of the car...

...and drove off. He drove to the grocery store and could not decide on what to buy. So, he asked a woman shopping near him " What should I get?" The woman insulted him for not knowing what to buy. Then,  the woman raised a long, skinny, wrinkly, finger towards the shelf of cereals and said "Buy that." He looked at her and then looked at the cereal. He was not sure what to do with cereal since he has never eaten cereal. He turned around and asked the lady " What do those taste like?" The woman was extremely dumbfounded by his question, so she was reluctant to tell. She simply replied " Try it-- you might enjoy it," then left. He did just that and grabbed three boxes of Coco Puffs, Raisin Brand Crunch, and Honey Nut Cheerios. The feel of grabbing the items from their shelves made him realized that he could buy more. He quickly geared towards an erratic demeanor. He shopped like a lunatic; he dropped random hair products, many which he did not need, into his basket. He reached for the highest shelf and grabbed two hefty bags of flower, then he moved towards the frozen food aisle. He bought cuisines, lasagnas , buckets of ice cream, pre-made meals, and processed imitations of chicken. Oh, he was not done yet. He needed Juice! Orange juice, grape, berry and strawberry...etc. Next was leche ( milk), 2%, whole, low fat, fat-free, Rice Dream, lactose free and anything else that he thought was flux. It was time to meet face-to-face with the cash register, something he feared while buying all his luxurious items. The time finally came! When it was his turn to pay, the cashier simply starred at all his items, and gave him a you have-got-to-be-kidding-me look. He took pride in his shopping, since it was his first time, so he starred back confidently as he waited for the cashier to charge all his goods. "No, take all this stuff back," the cashier lady said. He became offended and asked for the manager; the cashier lady happily bought him in, thinking that she would win this case. The manger came with full smiles, he took the cashier woman to the side and told her "Do not mess up this opportunity" then took his leave. After taxing, charging and checking the prices, the total finally came. " Sir,  your total is $267." The man starred at the lady--shocked. "Um, I do not have that kind of money," he replied. "Then you will need to take some stuff back," she stressed. He told her he did not want to--he wanted to keep his items. The cashier lady thought he was being impulsive and urged him to take back some items, but he just was not budging. The cashier woman refused to let something so ridiculous get out of hand, thus she gave him an ultimatum. "You either work for us or take all your stuff back, because you are being senseless," she highlighted. "I'm being senseless when you could not accept my money--"

"What money sir? You have no--"
"That is not the point. Point is I want my money, and you are darn right I'll work here. I'll still get my items right?"
"Um...of course." He felt relieved, but was a bit careless when it came to the situation he was in. The cashier woman led him to her manager and began to eludicate the problem. The manager was zealous about his new employee, and immediately assigned a job.