Outdoor living ( Continuation from Randomness from Haqoora).



Me



Alice

     Yesterday, I went to my friend Alice house.  As a wolf, it is in my nature to hate cats, but this one wasn’t so bad. She lives in a small apartment in the city. I don’t go there very often because I get annoyed by the noisy humans. They always seem to make a mess of things. When I went to see Alice the cat (as I like to call her), she asked me how was it to live in the wilderness. “Well,” I began. "It’s a lot more relaxing then living here in the city, and a lot more to see too. For starters, you rarely see humans. All you see is nature, beautiful flowers of all kind, other animals to communicate with, there is less polluted air, and just peace and quietness.”

“Without humans, how do you get food?” Alice asked

“Don’t you watch animal planet fool?  We hunt for are food.”

“How can you say that wilderness is better than this. The food is brought to you, and you have a place to go to the restroom,” she said as she looked at her litter box. “Were do you use the restroom at”

“Oh, um… well you usually just go wherever you want I guess.” 

Alice's eyes opens wide again, this time with excitement

“You mean you don’t have to use the litter box? You can just choose any old bush or tree and go?” “Yep.”

My home

Alice jumped off the couch and ran to the door.

 “Were do you think you're going?" I asked.

 “I’m going with you to the wilderness.”

“No you're not!”

"Why?” She cried.

“If you go to the wilderness, I’ll have to eat you.”

 “Why,” she said, this time looking scared.

“If I don’t, I will  ruin my reputation as a wolf.’ I told her.

 After that, she got angry and insisted that she comes with me. I couldn’t refuse. She was a close friend after all. Besides, sometime I want her to see the wilderness—it's beautiful.

"Alright," I said. " You can come with me.

She squealed in delight.

"Oh! First I need to  call the rest of the crew," she said. Alice dashed to the litter box, titled it sideways, and pulled out a piece of paper. She ran to the phone and started dialing numbers.

"This will only take a sec," she told me. "Hello? May I speak to hamster?"

She then dialed another number.

"Yes, may I talk to Dawn the Hedgehog?"

And then another.

"May I speak to Elf?"

She then hung up satisfied.

"I called the rest of our friends to come with us. I want them to see the wilderness too."

I smiled in delight. Things were looking up.

My friends finally came and we all went to my territory. As we walked, I explained to them the dangers of the wilderness and warned them about certain predators'.

"Man, I don’t care about that shit," said Dawn. " I just wanna see what the wilderness looks like.

"Dawn, please. If she didn’t warn you, you'd be eaten," Alice explained.

"Yeah, that is true," added Hamster.



Elf

 "As I was saying, " I began. " Do not, and I mean DO NOT, go near the wolf den."

"Why?" asked Elf.

"Because my kind eats—"

"Shut up, foo!"

"Anyways, Dawn. Because my kind eats you guys. "

We finally arrived and I told them to stay here. When the time is right, I will let them in. I walked inside the den and saw my mother preparing for midnights' hunt.

"Mother. I have friends that are not like us. May they join in with the hunt?"

"Are they other wild animals?"

"No. City animals."

"Do I know these city animals? Alice, Elf, Hamster and Dawn, right?"

"Yep."

Dawn the Hedgehog

"Okay, come on."

I went back and waved to them. They came. My friends were a bit nervous. The other wolves were starring them down like prey. However, Dawn was not as timid. She starred right back at them.

"Alright, T. Take your friends and go hunt. Bring something big back."

"Okay," I replied.

We left the wolf den and deeper into the wilderness.



"So far everything looks nice," said Elf. " I like your home."

"Thanks, elf."

"Well, I only like the food the wolfs were eating," said Hamster.

We all laughed at Hamsters' comment, then Alice made a joke and Dawn came in with another. We laughed as we walked, unaware of the potential danger we were in.

Suddenly,  this tall, brown bear stood before us. Roaring with all its might.

"Ahhhhhhh! We're gonna die!" yelled hamster.

"Man, I got this!"

"Yeah, me to Dawn. I think I'll join you," said Alice.

Dawn was glowing yellow. She kind of looked like a super saiyan. And Alice formed into the woman, who called herself Yourichi.

Hamster's two front teeth grew. Something large enough to chomp throw steel. I guess that was her powers. Elf formed into an angry mob of suju fans. I …I don’t know what I did. I'm just awesome. We all attacked the bear with our powers.  The bear died.

"Well, this is our dinner."

"Shut up, T." said Alice

"What?"

"You heard her," said Hamster.

Dawn and Elf were behind me ready to attack.

"What are you guys doing?"

"What does it look like? You showed us your home, now we're gonna take it," said Elf.

"But WHY?"

"Remember when I called them over? In advance, we worked out a plan that the next time you come we come. And now that we have,  this whole Forrest is my liter box. Elf doesn’t have to worry about people stepping on her. Ham can eat whenever she pleases, and Dawn is finally free from her cage. We were gonna let you join in on our plan, but we knew you were too good to go along with us. So for that, we will slay you," Alice threatened.

"But, You're all my closest friends! What have I done to you to deserve this?!"

"Can it! Dog!" yelled Dawn.



Hamster

 "Dog?!" I said in shock. Calling a wolf a dog was the ultimate offensive slur.  I turned angry after that.

"You call me a dog when someone like yourself—"

Hamster bit my tail and Dawn sucker-punch me in my stomach. Then elf used her mob powers to finish me.

"Wait," said Alice. "Not so fast. We won't kill her as of yet. She will guide us to where we wanna go, then we kill."

I looked at Alice in disbelief. Hamster, Elf, Dawn—all my friends have just betrayed me!

"Fur ball!" I yelled at Alice. " Fat hamster! Shawols are better than ELF's," I yelled to Elf. "Lame Hedgehog!"
I called them every name in the book, before they forced me to lead.

I had to think of a plan. And I DID! Remember how I was able to come to the city with ease? That’s how I'm gonna get out of here. Just watch me.

"You guys."

"What!" yelled Dawn

"We're going the wrong way. It's this way." I began to change courses, but Elf blocked my path.

"How do we know you're telling the truth?" asked Elf. She and the other were suspicious of my movements.

"Yes, how?" added in Hamster.

"Because. I know deep down you guys don’t mean for this to happen. Just a bit misguided, so I at least want your inner selves to be happ—"

"Don’t give us that crap!" yelled Alice. " Just go the way we told you."

That’s when I made my move. I stored up enough energy to use lightening speed and attack them all in one hit.

Hamster was knocked out. Elf was injured. Alice was dead. Dawn was the only one left standing.

I  didn’t mean to kill Alice, but that’s what happened.

Dawn darted toward me, but I caught her in my mouth and slung her hard against the tree. She was dead

Elf tried to summon more angry fans, but was too injured to do so, and I finished her off.

Hamster began to waken, but I quickly snapped her neck with my teeth.

I was more shocked, than I was ashamed.

I tugged the bear back to the pack, and silently bid my goodbyes to my friends.