Brothers and Sisters Fight to the death!

"Alice, how come brothers and sisters do not get along?"
"Do you mean sometimes or all the times?"
"Sometimes? I never knew there was a sometimes."
"My...you DO need to ask more questions."
"Anyways, explain."
"They bicker over small things because the other my feel a certain way about it. In other words, a clash occurs."
"I see...what sort of clashes?"
"Fighting over the remote. Taking turns in the bathroom. Who goes first. Who gets what. Sharing. Stressing each other out. Mocking one another. Family issues. etc."
"I see. Now, tell me solutions you have for those kind of problems."
"Have a talk with them. Punish the bad one. Punish both of them. Oh, and, not with the normal sit in the corner thing. Something...punishable. Anyways, take something away. Lecture/ Scold them. There. That's good?"
"So far. Tell me more about the punishments."
"Oh..."
"Yep....!"
"Well...I would discipline them. Y'know, whoop them...?"
"-tsk-tsk- Abusive parent."
"Oh, please. That's the only way they'll take you seriously."