Life without cellphones

"Alice...life without cellphones?"
"Life without cellphones is life without computers. We use cellphones to do almost everything now, besides browsing the internet. We use it to store data, make important on-the-go phone calls, reminders and schedules, use it as a camera, a music player, entertainment for watching videos without being strapped to a chair, check your emails, make emails, send messages--something easier than actual talking, type a paper, anything else society makes of it."
"So, if I didn't have a cellphone. What would be a great alternative?"
"Use a phone."
"But, is there another alternative?"
"Something with phone in it is a phone. I don't see any other alternative other than using a PHONE."
"But, what about emails?"
"Then you would use a computer!"
"Whats with the yelling?"
"Everything....-.-"