I would create a smoker sandwich, so that we no longer have to breathe in second-hand smoke. Smokers would be happy too, I guess. Well, if they keep eat my sandwich and continue to do so they would get fat, but if they go back to smoking they will develop different forms of cancer. Hmm...Oh, well. Good for us, bad for them.
I would start my sandwich by smoothing mayonnaise and mustard all over wheat bread, then I would layer ham and turkey slices over the mayonnaise and mustard. Following that procedure, I would add on cheese, lettuce, tomatoes and onions. Last, but not least, the nicotine! Never, never, never sprinkle on to much nicotine; side effects will develop and I will most likely be sued. So, just a pint.
I would sale the sandwich specifically to smokers and charge them $1.45 without tax.
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