Two years ago I was working in a trailer park performing monstrous task that would discourage even the filthiest person from living here. I was to clean up after the ridiculous, potbelly stuck-ups in the NorthWood park who had the slightest vehemence to pick after themselves! My first problem with these idiots is that they stare at me all the time; they look at me with such concentrated eyes that I begin to think their trying to see my skeletal build. Its been like that for weeks until they were use to my presence. My second problem was during festivals and holidays. Knowing those lame retards they'd leave me a mess! A couple of times they tricked me into having "snobbish time" with them. A they use for simply hanging out. I was dunked with cold gatorade and shoved into mud. Like I said, that happened for weeks and they never go tired of it.
Fortunately, I was saved by a mystical rain deer that had glowing antlers and a purple noes. In other words, something convenient happened.
I was working on a hot day, an decided to go tot the cleaning store. As I got there, I realized there was a brand new store. So, I walked inside ans it turned out to be a business recruit management.
The man greeted and I asked if I can feel out some papers. I was eligible for the job and the man said I can start tomorrow. And, guess what. I did. Screw those stuck-up tub-o-lards! I have a new job now! They can live in a pigsty for all I care!
[And that, children. Is the story of convenient stuff changing peoples lives.]
1. (noun) convenience
the state of being suitable or opportune
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