Coaches Rule

If anything, I would be the coach. While I'm on the job I would think of crazy strategies to defeat the opponent and crush them! I would shout, stare evilly at the opposite team, throw papers on the ground out of rage, create unnecessary tension between the other coaches, give my boys pep talk, and what else...? Ah! I almost forgot! A championship ring for my culminating position. I have two quarterbacks, both of them equal in skill. Though, one of the main quarterbacks has gone limp after the first inning, so I would use Aussie.
Everything else? Trivial. I would mainly stand on the sidelines and wait for the game to end. All the while eagle-eye plays my boys leave unnoticed. Oh? Aussie missed the throw?! I would shout at them and bang their helmets if any of them did that!
"Get it together!" I'd say.
"But coach, they're killing us out there!"
My goodness, my boys would be hopeless. That is what the pep-talk is for, even though half of would be irrelevant to the game. Oh, well--it still works.