Wednesday, October 6, 2010

Which super power would you like to have: invisibility, super strength, ability to fly?

All three! If I was invisible, I would not have to worry about paying for anything. For instance, I walk into a store and turn myself and whatever else I grab invisible. Then, I can easily sneak away with free items or food and blame it on the person next to me or leave people confused and pondering.
Someone would say, "Who could have stolen this? I was standing RIGHT here!"
Fools! They will never find out who!
Now, it is a whole other story when it comes to super strength. Instead of bashing some persons face in just because I despise him or her, or stealing items for my own benefit or become a superhero and fight crime, I will use my powers when needed or for fun.
"In recent news, a seventeen year old girl has moved Mount Everest to Las Vegas, Nevada"
Yup! That was me!
If I had the ability to fly, I would use it to get out of traffic, get to a destination quicker, and, hopefully if I am quick enough, dodge of out harms way. Oh, what the heck. I could even steal again.
The same person would say, "Okay, what the fuck! I was standing RIGHT....HEEERE!!"
Yup, Im that greedy. Hee..hee

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