"Alice, how come brothers and sisters do not get along?"
"Do you mean sometimes or all the times?"
"Sometimes? I never knew there was a sometimes."
"My...you DO need to ask more questions."
"Anyways, explain."
"They bicker over small things because the other my feel a certain way about it. In other words, a clash occurs."
"I see...what sort of clashes?"
"Fighting over the remote. Taking turns in the bathroom. Who goes first. Who gets what. Sharing. Stressing each other out. Mocking one another. Family issues. etc."
"I see. Now, tell me solutions you have for those kind of problems."
"Have a talk with them. Punish the bad one. Punish both of them. Oh, and, not with the normal sit in the corner thing. Something...punishable. Anyways, take something away. Lecture/ Scold them. There. That's good?"
"So far. Tell me more about the punishments."
"Oh..."
"Yep....!"
"Well...I would discipline them. Y'know, whoop them...?"
"-tsk-tsk- Abusive parent."
"Oh, please. That's the only way they'll take you seriously."
Tuesday, November 2, 2010
Monday, November 1, 2010
Buying a computer
First things first people, what ever you plan to buy follow up on a couple of reviews. Hear what people who have already brought the product have to say. Its either good, bad or in between.
Next, check the prices. Be sure to include tax in whatever you buy. So, when you buy the computer, think about the tax, the actual cost of the computer, and ( if you're getting it shipped to you) think about the shipping price. Also, planning on buying accessories? Plan those out too and incorporate it into you're bill.
Next, once you go to the store pick out the computer that's looks like its on better condition and could hold out longer. Strictly speaking, if you hear jingling, see scratches, dents, scuff marks, and/or chipped areas, be sure to get one that looks supreme over all the rest.
Now, once you have your computer. Ask an employee or store manager about the benefits or steps to take if your computer gets broken. If the benefits are high, great! If they don't have much to offer, keep looking.
( Review should cover that part.)
Next, when you purchase your item. Wrap it up thoroughly. Then, take it home and enjoy!
Next, check the prices. Be sure to include tax in whatever you buy. So, when you buy the computer, think about the tax, the actual cost of the computer, and ( if you're getting it shipped to you) think about the shipping price. Also, planning on buying accessories? Plan those out too and incorporate it into you're bill.
Next, once you go to the store pick out the computer that's looks like its on better condition and could hold out longer. Strictly speaking, if you hear jingling, see scratches, dents, scuff marks, and/or chipped areas, be sure to get one that looks supreme over all the rest.
Now, once you have your computer. Ask an employee or store manager about the benefits or steps to take if your computer gets broken. If the benefits are high, great! If they don't have much to offer, keep looking.
( Review should cover that part.)
Next, when you purchase your item. Wrap it up thoroughly. Then, take it home and enjoy!
Passing college admissions test
" What would you do to pass a college admissions test?"
"What happened to 'Alice'?"
"-sigh- Alice, what would you do to pass a college admissions test?"
"I would study."
"That's it? Study...? What happened to cheating, cramming, copying and making excuses? "
"Why would I want to do that?"
"It just seems easier."
"Fine, I guess I can add more to my previous answer. I'll make sure that I set time to study either alone or with friends. I'll ask my tutor certain questions I might have trouble with."
"That's it still?"
"Alright! What do you want me to do?"
"Its obvious. I want you to cheat, lie and steal. All three."
"I don't need to do that. Plus, don't you think that's going off topic? From my answer that is?"
"Not really. You can cheat in advance as well..."
"Judy, get real. You know I'm not going to do all three."
"Then you're not cool....."
"And you're not bright...."
"What happened to 'Alice'?"
"-sigh- Alice, what would you do to pass a college admissions test?"
"I would study."
"That's it? Study...? What happened to cheating, cramming, copying and making excuses? "
"Why would I want to do that?"
"It just seems easier."
"Fine, I guess I can add more to my previous answer. I'll make sure that I set time to study either alone or with friends. I'll ask my tutor certain questions I might have trouble with."
"That's it still?"
"Alright! What do you want me to do?"
"Its obvious. I want you to cheat, lie and steal. All three."
"I don't need to do that. Plus, don't you think that's going off topic? From my answer that is?"
"Not really. You can cheat in advance as well..."
"Judy, get real. You know I'm not going to do all three."
"Then you're not cool....."
"And you're not bright...."
How to end a relationship
"Alice?"
"Hm?"
"How would you end your relationship with Taemin?
"Tell him that I got bored with him and abandon him where he stands..."
****Loud silence*****
"*sigh* You should know me by now...I'm kidding, Judy."
"Oh! Heavens me! Phew! Back to my question....answer it."
"I would pull him to the side and--"
" UH HUH!"
"Judy! Stop that!"
"You should know me by now," Judy mocked. " Continue."
"I would pull him to the side and act serious with him. I'll look into his eyes and tell him that it just isn't working out anymore. Of course, I'll tell him why. Then, give him a few minutes to take it all in."
"Then what? Sounds like a typical answer to me," Judy sneered.
"Well, what other way is THERE to tell him? Over the phone? No! In writing? Pathetic! Shout it to his face!? I think not! So, keep you're five year comments to yourself."
"Alright, alright. Chill. Anyways, then what?"
"Then, I'll give him the choice if he wants to hang around me still or not. Next, I'll give him my warmest regards and tell him that I did have happy moments. Finally, I slowly take my leave with the expression of sadness."
"Wow...".
"Hm?"
"How would you end your relationship with Taemin?
"Tell him that I got bored with him and abandon him where he stands..."
****Loud silence*****
"*sigh* You should know me by now...I'm kidding, Judy."
"Oh! Heavens me! Phew! Back to my question....answer it."
"I would pull him to the side and--"
" UH HUH!"
"Judy! Stop that!"
"You should know me by now," Judy mocked. " Continue."
"I would pull him to the side and act serious with him. I'll look into his eyes and tell him that it just isn't working out anymore. Of course, I'll tell him why. Then, give him a few minutes to take it all in."
"Then what? Sounds like a typical answer to me," Judy sneered.
"Well, what other way is THERE to tell him? Over the phone? No! In writing? Pathetic! Shout it to his face!? I think not! So, keep you're five year comments to yourself."
"Alright, alright. Chill. Anyways, then what?"
"Then, I'll give him the choice if he wants to hang around me still or not. Next, I'll give him my warmest regards and tell him that I did have happy moments. Finally, I slowly take my leave with the expression of sadness."
"Wow...".
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